Sablier Chapter 3 Welcome Live/Chapter 3-1

Futami:	Sigh~ I worked so hard in rehearsal, I'm hungry~ ♪
Takamichi:	What do you mean, you worked hard?! All you did the second half was watch!
Futami:	That's not true! I was keeping an eye on you and Issei to make sure you didn't hurt yourselves!
Issei:	Oh yeah? Then how come Takamichi almost tripped over you sitting on the floor?
Takamichi:	Yeah!! What if I had gotten hurt?!
Futami:	If you get hurt I'll take care of you, don't worry~
Takamichi:	Oh...
Futami:	I'll stay at the Sanzenin mansion as long as I need to, so please give me a luxurious life in return!
Takamichi:	Shut up, you idiot NEET!!
Issei:	Hey, Futami, don't get too carried away.
	[hits]
Futami:	Ow!! There go my dreams of a luxurious life...
Junta:	Haha! You guys remind me of a manzai trio!
Issei:	?! You're...
Futami:	Hmm~? You're our new manager, uh...what was it...
Junta:	Junta Arayashiki! But more importantly, are you guys getting lunch?
Takamichi:	Uhh, yeah...
Junta:	Thought so. Can I join--
Issei:	No.
Takamichi & Futami:	Ah...
Junta:	...Oh, come on. You don't have to be that cold.
Junta:	We'll be working together from now on, so let's get to know--
Issei:	...Mind your own business.
Junta:	...Come on, what's the problem? I want to know more about you guys. How about it? You guys eating well?
Futami:	I'll eat if the bill's on you~ I'm a NEET, see, so I don't have any money.
Takamichi:	Hey, Futami!
Junta:	Sure! I'll treat you guys! Gotta have energy to be an idol, after all!
Futami:	What, really? You will? Yayyy!! I just threw that out there, I didn't think you'd say yes~ What will you get us?
Junta:	My recommendation is the dessert! The roll cake looked really good. What about you two?
Issei:	I'll pass.
Takamichi:	I- If Issei isn't getting anything...I won't either.
Takamichi:	I- I mean, I'm a member of the Sanzenin family! It would be beneath me to get treated to food by someone else!
Junta:	Don't hold back! We'll be working together, won't we? Think of it as a way to get to know each other. It's fine!
Junta:	Okay?
Issei:	Tch...
Issei:	...I said no. Don't make me repeat myself.
Issei:	And I have no intention of getting to know you.
Takamichi:	T- That's right!! We're not so cheap you can buy our favor with roll cake. Futami, maybe.
Futami:	What?! That's mean~! It's just roll cake, what's the problem? And Junta-kun--
Junta:	Haha, I guess you're right. We just met after all, 'course we won't get along right away. That's too bad...maybe another time.
Junta:	Sorry Akabane, I know I said I'd treat you, but...can we save it for next time?
Futami:	S- Sure. Next time's fine, but I'll be waiting...
Junta:	Thanks. See ya later.
Futami:	Awww, he left.
Takamichi & Issei:	...
Futami:	That was really rude! Especially you, Young Master Takamichi! Isn't not offending people when you talk one of the basics of high society?
Takamichi:	Uhh... T- That only applies to certain situations! I'll buy you a roll cake instead if you want one so badly!
Futami:	Really?! Yay! Never mind, then!
Takamichi:	Man...looks like our manager is a type of guy we haven't worked with before. He looks...powerful? Strong...?
Issei:	Tch, I don't wanna work with a guy like that.
Futami:	But he's Lancelot's manager, isn't he...?
Issei:	We don't need a manager. We can do just fine on our own.
Takamichi & Futami:	............
Futami:	If you say so, I guess...
Takamichi:	Yeah. You're our leader, so I'll let you make the decisions! After all, we're f- f- f...frie--
Futami:	...You aren't about to say something cheesy, are you?
Takamichi:	?! N- No way!!
Issei:	............
Issei:	This was a total waste of time. Come on, let's hurry up and eat.
Issei:	(We don't need a manager...)
	*****
Ban:	Eva-sama~ when we're done eating, how about we go to the cafeteria?
Eva:	Is there something you need to do in the cafeteria, Ban?
Ban:	I heard they're selling roll cake for dessert today!!
Ban:	That kinda stern-looking manager with a scar on his face told me!
Eva:	I see. That's...Lancelot's attendant, I presume.
Mio:	What? Ban, you want to eat some roll cake?
Ban:	Yeah! So let's go buy some~!
Mio:	Just go buy some now.
Ban:	What?! By myself?!
Mio:	Duh! You're the one that wants to eat it, hurry up and go.
Mio:	I'm busy here talking with Eva-sama~ ♪
Ban:	Awww! Can't we all go together?!
Mio:	Unlike you, Eva-sama and I haven't finished our lunch yet!
Mio:	If you go now, we'll finish right before you get back!
Eva:	Mio, calm down. In that case, I will go-
???:	Shall I purchase some for you?
Mio & Eva & Ban:	Huh?
Eva:	Y- Y- Y- You!
Christopher:	My apologies. It appears I've startled you...
Eva:	H- Hah! I- I am not startled. What have you come for? It's rather bold for one of the light type to carelessly approach us of the dark type...
Eva:	(The light eminating from this man...as I thought, for demonic beings such as us, it's as bright as the heavens...)
Christopher:	Please forgive my rudeness. I have business with you, and as such, sought you out.
Mio:	What kind of business? Work?
Christopher:	No, it is not work. I simply wanted to give you this...
	[opens]
Ban:	Ooh! Muffins! They look really good!
Eva:	Muffins...?
Christopher:	I baked them myself. Please, have as much as you would like.
Christopher:	I do hope the taste is to your liking.
Ban:	Really?! Awesome!!
Mio:	Ban, you idiot! Don't be reckless, there could be a spell on them or something!
Ban:	What?! But they look so good...
Christopher:	It appears homemade food is not to your liking. Shall I go to the cafeteria and purchase roll cake for you after all?
Mio:	There's no way I'd trust anything you buy for us!
Ban:	Mio~ that's rude~!
Mio:	Shut up~! He's obviously plotting to win us over and get close to my Eva-sama!
Eva:	Hmph. Calm down, Mio.
Mio:	!!
Eva:	Christopher, was it? Why are you insistent on meddling with us?
Christopher:	It is because you are my master, of course.
Eva:	Master? What are you-
	[door opens]
Baber:	Eva-sama, Mio-kun, Ban-kun. Baber brought roll cake. Let's eat together ♪
Ban:	Baber!
Baber:	Huh? There's one more person. Should I go get one more?
Mio:	No, Baber. Don't bother.
Christopher:	It is as Yamanobe-sama says. Baber-sama, please, enjoy roll cake with the others.
Christopher:	It would be rude of me to intrude on family time, so I shall take my leave now.
Ban:	Oh, Chris! I'll gladly take those muffins!
Mio:	Hey, Ban!
Baber:	Wow, those muffins Ban's holding look really good ♪
Christopher:	Fufu. Thank you very much, Jumonji-sama. Of course, you are welcome to have some as well, Baber-sama. And with that... [leaves]
Baber:	Can Baber have a muffin?
Mio:	...Whatever. Do what you want.
Baber:	Yay~! Thanks, Mio-kun!
Ban:	You sure have a soft spot for Baber, huh.
Mio:	Shut up! Don't say anything, trash!
Ban:	Don't get so mad~! All I'm saying is that you get along~
Baber:	Yeah, yeah. We all get along really well ♪ Because we're family~
Ban:	Right. Wait...now that you mention it, Chris knew we were family. Wonder who he heard that from?
Mio:	He's our manager, so he probably heard a lot about us from the President and Producer, right?
Eva:	(To think he'd even look into how we're related...we must not underestimate that man...)
Eva:	Enough. Let us return to our meal, shall we?
Mio:	Of course, Eva-sama ♪ Let's get back to lunch!
Ban:	Sure! Let's have the muffins and roll cake~!
Baber:	Baber too~!
Eva:	(That said... It's quite unexpected that a disciple of the light, the complete opposite of us, would attempt to become our attendant. Christopher, his name was...?)
Eva:	(If this continues, it may hinder our dark power...)
Eva:	(I must do something...)
	[door opens]
Satsuki:	Huh? Eva-sama's here!
Mutsuki:	Oh, you're right~ Should we have our prank planning session somewhere else?
Satsuki:	I guess...
Eva:	You... Just what are you planning?
Satsuki:	Hehe, don't worry, we're targeting someone else this time!
Eva:	This time? Do not target me ever!
Mio:	Yeah, yeah! If you try to do anything to Eva-sama, get ready to face my most powerful curse!
Satsuki & Mutsuki:	No thanks!!
Mio:	Too bad!!
Ban:	Come on, Mio. Calm down~! So, who is the target?
Mutsuki:	Our new manager~
Mio:	Ohhh, uhh...what was his name, Mashiro Kisaragi?
Eva:	Yes, I believe so. What do you two think of him?
Ban:	Oh, I'm curious! What's your manager like?
Satsuki:	That's easy! There's a perfect word to describe him. right, Mutsuki?
Mutsuki:	That's right, Satsuki.
Satsuki & Mutsuki:	Lazy!!
Eva:	H- He may have his flaws, but he is your attendant...I mean, your manager. Perhaps he performs his work out of your sight?
Mutsuki:	Hmmm, I don't know for sure, but he always complains about things being a pain~
Satsuki:	Even if he does have some motivation, if he can't actually use it he's fired!
Mio:	Hehe. Seems like we agree on that, at least.
Mio:	I don't like our manager, that guy Christopher, either.
Satsuki:	Right, right~ Hey, if you agree, can we ask you guys a favor?
Eva:	...Very well. What is the favor?
Satsuki:	Let us borrow Sammy!
Eva:	Excuse me?
Sammy:	Hoot?
	*****
Mutsuki:	So, we place Sammy here...
Sammy:	H- Hoot~
Satsuki:	Don't worry, Sammy! Nothing's gonna happen, but if something does, we'll come save you!
Eva:	A- Are you sure it will be okay? If you put Sammy in danger, be prepared to meet fire summoned with my black magic!!
Satsuki:	It'll be fine!! Haruto did some investigating for us and found out...
Eva:	Found out...?
Satsuki & Mutsuki:	He's a huge animal lover!!
Eva:	An animal lover?
Mutsuki:	Oh! He's coming! Quick, Eva-sama, hide!
Satsuki:	Sammy! Don't move from that spot, okay? If you move you'll be in danger!
Sammy:	Hoot...
Mashiro:	Ahh...what a pain...
Mashiro:	Hmm?
Sammy:	Hoot?
Mashiro:	?!
	[looks around]
Mashiro:	W- Why is there an owl here...it's so small... It's so fluffy...and round and cute~
Sammy:	H- Hoot?!
Mashiro:	It's okay~ w Don't be scared~ ww
Sammy:	Hooooooot!!!
Mashiro:	wwwwww
	[rustling]
Satsuki & Mutsuki:	Now!!
Mashiro:	Huh? W- Whoa?!
	[crash]
Mashiro:	ffffff wwwww why is there a pitfall l m a o
Satsuki:	Yay! We got him!!
Mutsuki:	Hope you learned your lesson not to get between us, otaku manager ♪
Eva:	S- Sammy?! Are you okay?!
Sammy:	Hoot!!
Mashiro:	Screw you guys ww
Satsuki:	Hah! We refuse to accept you as our manager!
Mutsuki:	If you're mad, try catching us. If you can get out of there, that is~
	[runs away]
Mashiro:	I need backup www
Eva:	Those twins are so lively...
Eva:	(I wonder how the other units are getting along with their managers...)